Gremlins

Co-host Jeffery Heatherly and I get into the spirit of the holidays with Joe Dante's Gremlins (1984), one of the darkest and most twisted holiday films ever. The conversation is cute, clever, mischievous, intelligent . . . and dangerous. Just remember: Keep them out of bright light. Don't get them wet. And never feed them after midnight.

Megaforce

Words not deeds prevail as co-host Damien "Ace Hunter" Sage and I discuss Hal Needham's Megaforce (1982), perhaps the gayest action movie ever made. It has spandex, rainbows, only one female character and Barry Bostwick. Need I say more?

Ninja III: The Domination

Co-host Damien Sage and I take our katanas to Sam Firstenberg's largely plotless 1984 epic Ninja III: The Domination. The bad guy is a girl and the good guy wears an eyepatch! Sadly, we neglect to mention the scene in which Lucinda Dickey seduces Jordan Bennett by pouring V8 on herself. But doesn't that just intrigue you even more?

The Avengers

Co-host Jeffery Heatherly and I discuss Jeremiah Chechik's 1998 adaptation of the classic British television series The Avengers, a movie featuring giant teddy bears, robot bees, invisible people, bad one-liners and Sean Connery shouting at people in full Scottish regalia. Sounds awesome, right? Sadly, it isn't.

Cheerleader Ninjas

Co-host Jeffery Heatherly and I try to piece our souls back together after enduring the pure destructive force that is Kevin Campbell's Cheerleader Ninjas (2002). Along the way we discuss a no-name cast, a plot that makes no sense, disgusting frat guy humor and the greatest question of all: Is this a John Waters homage or just softcore porn? Listen if you dare and decide for yourself.

My Name Is Bruce

Co-host Ryan Houser and I discuss Bruce Campbell's self-deprecating 2007 tribute to B movies and bean curd, My Name Is Bruce.

Can't Hardly Wait

Co-host Jeffery Heatherly and I discuss the teen movie classic Can't Hardly Wait (1998) and its place as one of the nexuses of the universe.