Co-host Damien Sage and I take our katanas to Sam Firstenberg's largely plotless 1984 epic Ninja III: The Domination. The bad guy is a girl and the good guy wears an eyepatch! Sadly, we neglect to mention the scene in which Lucinda Dickey seduces Jordan Bennett by pouring V8 on herself. But doesn't that just intrigue you even more?
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Showing posts with label ninjas. Show all posts
Monday, December 7, 2009
Ninja III: The Domination
Co-host Damien Sage and I take our katanas to Sam Firstenberg's largely plotless 1984 epic Ninja III: The Domination. The bad guy is a girl and the good guy wears an eyepatch! Sadly, we neglect to mention the scene in which Lucinda Dickey seduces Jordan Bennett by pouring V8 on herself. But doesn't that just intrigue you even more?
Monday, November 23, 2009
Cheerleader Ninjas
Co-host Jeffery Heatherly and I try to piece our souls back together after enduring the pure destructive force that is Kevin Campbell's Cheerleader Ninjas (2002). Along the way we discuss a no-name cast, a plot that makes no sense, disgusting frat guy humor and the greatest question of all: Is this a John Waters homage or just softcore porn? Listen if you dare and decide for yourself.
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